Hello! This is a personal blog for my favourite things! Expect quotes, fandom junk and maybe some art. Kind of like an internet scrapbook, eh? One day I'll tidy this place up. That day is not today.
WARNING: I LIKE SCARY THINGS AND SPIDERS.
have you ever masturbated with stolen cheese
*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life
do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times
eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN
I hate you all so much